"Fat Bible Girls"
Copyright (c) 2015 Brannon Hollingsworth
a Parody of, and
to the Tune of: Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen
Oh you gonna change
my life tonight
Oh save me from that red fire light
Oh you gonna let all that Word out
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Hey I was just a sinner lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Hearin’ all them Bible stories
Oh save me from that red fire light
Oh you gonna let all that Word out
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Hey I was just a sinner lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Hearin’ all them Bible stories
I learned a heap of
real good morals
Bible lovin’ woman,
you made a good boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been learning since I was a lad
Learning to tell good from the bad
I've heard every fast talkin’ preacher in the land
But the ladies with them big Bibles
Have helped me more with my survival
Their awesome lessons – help me every single day
C'mon!
Oh, won't you change my life tonight?
Oh, keep me from that red fire light
Oh, you gonna give it all you got
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages and homes
Ain’t no where I have not roamed
I could have anything the world could offer me (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get all my pleasure
From my Lord who is my treasure
Thick Bible-totin’ woman, you made a real man of me (now get this)
Oh (I know), you gonna save my soul tonight (please)
Oh, save me from Hell’s red fire light
Oh, you gonna open that thing up
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Open up your Bibles and read!
Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat Bible girls
Fat Bible girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Read it, Miss Eula!
Fat Bible girls
Yes, yes, right.
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Hey hey!
I've been learning since I was a lad
Learning to tell good from the bad
I've heard every fast talkin’ preacher in the land
But the ladies with them big Bibles
Have helped me more with my survival
Their awesome lessons – help me every single day
C'mon!
Oh, won't you change my life tonight?
Oh, keep me from that red fire light
Oh, you gonna give it all you got
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages and homes
Ain’t no where I have not roamed
I could have anything the world could offer me (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get all my pleasure
From my Lord who is my treasure
Thick Bible-totin’ woman, you made a real man of me (now get this)
Oh (I know), you gonna save my soul tonight (please)
Oh, save me from Hell’s red fire light
Oh, you gonna open that thing up
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Fat Bible girls you make the Christian world go round
Open up your Bibles and read!
Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat Bible girls
Fat Bible girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Read it, Miss Eula!
Fat Bible girls
Yes, yes, right.
***
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Fat Bible Girls
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