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Friday, May 1, 2015



Artwork © Giby Joseph, All Rights Reserved - http://giby-joseph.deviantart.com/
Story and Characters © Davis E. Riddle, All Rights Reserved 
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

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For two weeks, Padarovich and his company followed the trail, passing through slushy fens and onto the tundra, where the ground remained frozen year-round below the surface. The tracks were strange and difficult to interpret. The colonel could not tell what they were following, if it were many machines or a single large one. He knew it was mechanical, the oil and grease trail made that plain. But what could be so big, or perhaps so numerous, in this forlorn wasteland?  How had it, or they, arrived?

He had operated observation balloons in the past and had even heard of powered gliders called somonutes in Russia or aero-planes by the English. But nothing in his knowledge or experience was large enough to transport something so great or some things so numerous through the air. What were they following?
 

A dragoon came riding up, interrupting his musings. “Colonel, we have found it!”
 

Padarovich stood up in his saddle and looked ahead but saw nothing. “Where?” he demanded.
 

“Just beyond the ridge before us.” replied the man, pointing, “It is tremendous. I have never seen a thing so big!”
 

“Take us to it,” he ordered, unwilling to discuss it further. He was a man of action, not contemplation.
The company rode forward at a gallop, their commander at the van. He rode like a madman, furious to find his quarry, to see it for the first time. They covered the ground to the low ridge quickly, passed over it, and beheld their prey. Perhaps three hundred arshins away lumbered a monster of steel and brass of the likes no person on Earth had ever surveyed. Padarovich pulled his horse to a stop and gazed in abject amazement.
 

After a moment, he removed his binoculars and trained them on his target. It looked like a cross between dozens of steam locomotives and an armored cruiser, as if one of Makarov’s doomed submarines had risen from the wreckage of Port Arthur, grew legs, and marched away with the retreating men. Numerous pipes of various sizes were festooned about its exterior, some made of brass, others darkened metal, probably steel or iron. There were several clusters of thick stalks, which must have been legs, propelling it forward. Some of the legs were broken and there was a decidedly asymmetric hunch to the machine as it walked.
 

Dark smoke billowed from several open ports, while numerous vents along either side of the giant machine vented what looked like steam. Several posts, like periscopes, were positioned on the machine’s body. Only one of them seemed to be intact and functioning, the others being bent at odd angles or snapped off. A number of hoses snaked across its back, connecting fittings leading to the stalks, legs, and even an odd sort of crane. One of the hoses was damaged, either torn or burned he could not tell, and leaked the black lubricant, creating the trail which guided them. This odd iron beast, seemingly oblivious to their presence, was trudging northward with a loping gait, moving about as fast as a man might run.
 

Padarovich wondered who might be controlling the mechanical behemoth. Further, he wondered how many men it took to man the thing. It was far too big for the Chinese bandits to have built, and the Tsar did not have the will to create such a thing. The Japanese, on the other hand, were just mysterious enough to have constructed it. They had only recently begun to meddle on the world’s stage after centuries of self-imposed isolation. Their technological prowess remained unknown. In any case, it seemed their way to create a monster great enough to rampage through the heart of a city. Even so, nothing he had seen in Manchuria had indicated they could actually build anything this massive.
 

Whatever it was, and whoever might be guiding it, Padarovich suddenly realized the great use it would be to his ultimate goal. With his company of men commanding it, he could lead it through all of Russia, marching into the heart of St. Petersburg itself. The weakling Nicholas would flee with his German whore. His men would naturally fill the void and a new day for Russia would dawn. Though he knew nothing of the defenses that this machine might employ, nor of the men who might be operating it, he felt certain his company of dragoons would be enough to take the lumbering machine over.

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05-01-15 Foolish Friday
8:52 AM

05-01-15 Foolish Friday

Friday, March 20, 2015


Artwork © M. S. Corely, All Rights Reserved - http://mscorley.blogspot.com/
Story and Characters © Ken Naga, All Rights Reserved 
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

It's #FoolishFriday and you asked for it; so here it is! A sample from Chapter 3 of Ken Naga's Something Under The Sea Is Drooling... On sale now at Amazon!

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T-minus 3 hrs, 09 mins

I sucked in a deep breath and dove beneath the surface of the water. The icy wall of shivering pain that awaited me nearly blasted the air from my lungs. I swam into the darkness after Cobbs, but the creature that nabbed him was gone. Out of the frigid blackness, one came up for me. Initially, I only caught a flash of it and it looked like a living torpedo with odd black and white markings. Now, bearing down on me full bore, I knew it for what it was.
Let’s just say that wasn’t really comforting—at all.

Orcinus orca. Also known as an Orca Whale, or in the more common parlance, Killer Whale.
And here I was, all alone and looking like a big can of opened tuna.

My arms started pinwheeling, churning towards the surface in as narrow an angle as I could manage. I wanted—needed—to get to the surface as quickly as possible. I had no earthly idea what good it would do me, but something small, scared and primitive was screaming at me to get away from the GIANT MAW FILLED WITH ROWS OF PEG TEETH. My head smashed through the ocean’s surface about the same time as the Orca hit my calves. There was no immediate crunching and crushing, nor was there any inexorable pull towards the interminable blackness below, so hope flashed in my mind.

Hope that was dashed a moment later when the giant mammal’s momentum vaulted me up out of the water and into the freezing air. I cartwheeled from the tremendous force and as I went heels-over-head, I caught a glimpse of the whale waiting for me below; his pink hungry mouth open wide.

This was not going to be good.

I was done for.

All of the things I’d faced and fought and this—a whale—was going to end me. Not that I dislike whales or anything, but com’on; a guy who’d taken out city-sized robots, acid-spewing creatures from the Nether Realms, and star-snacking aliens getting chomped to bits by the only other air-breathing mammal within a thousand miles? Talk about irony.

It’s weird how your mind works when you think you’re about to die. Here I was, falling down into a waiting whale’s mouth and all I could think of was dinner and being forced to eat Mom’s infamous Chicken Asparagus Casserole. That was the vilest substance I’d ever encountered. It seemed to defy the very laws of physics: slimy yet sticky and it had the uncanny ability to grow exponentially in size and fill any space into which it was thrust.

Suddenly, the whale’s mouth was filled with a glop of foul, stringy nastiness: Mom’s Casserole!
I can honestly say that before today, I’d never seen a whale gag.

I bounded off the back of the tremendous mammal’s back as it was desperately trying to dislodge the plug of rancid goo from its mouth and throat.

A whale ralph is a very, very odd sound, let me tell you.

Right before I hit the water I realized that somehow I’d flown (or been flung) out of the range of the lodestones’ influence and my imagos had fired back up. So it seemed that the things had a definite range, and that range seemed to extend only in a horizontal direction, but not straight up.

I wondered about straight down.

I grinned.

“Hold on Cobbs, I’m comin’.”

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3-20-15 Foolish Friday
5:45 PM

3-20-15 Foolish Friday

Friday, March 13, 2015


Artwork © Tom Babbey, All Rights Reserved - http://tombabbey.com/
Story and Characters © Brannon Hollingsworth, All Rights Reserved 
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

It's Friday the 13th, so we thought we might give you a little something spooky. As it happens, this Friday the 13th also coincides with a Foolish Friday update, so we'll go a little nuts and give you a glimpse into the next episode of Tenet's Tales! We just released The Truth Is Out There (Tenet's Tales, Part 0), so enjoy this shivery scene from The Tanzanian Terror (Tenet's Tales, Part 1); coming to you soon from Four Fools Press!

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August, 1517 A.D.
Pemba Island--east of Tanzania, Africa.

For all its devastation to my escape, I was thankful for the supreme distraction afforded to me by the Eid al-Fitr. With the entire island seemingly in the throes of a festival, at least for now there were precious few interested in engaging a stranger in conversation. I had no doubt that this would wan as both wine and time flowed but for now, so long as I remained in the shadows, few had reason to be interested in me.

After quickly obtaining an evening meal of a spicy rice known to the locals as pilau and coconut bean soup and a steaming mug of chai tea, I retreated again to my roof perch. The pilau was like a smoky fire across my tongue, a nice compliment to the homely, yet sweet beans from the soup. The heady, spicy scent from both the burning and the living cloves wafted around me like a soothing, invisible sea. As the equatorial heat of the day drained away into far cooler night, I felt a measure of the tension from the day begin to slip away as the food hit my grousing stomach.

Perhaps that’s why I was taken at unawares.

A tiny pinprick of sensation on the right side of my neck, quickly followed by a cold, but burning line of metal across my throat. My soup and rice were scattered carelessly across the roof as black silhouettes blocked the stars from my view. My spine stiffened as my body unconsciously recoiled from the razor sharp line at my naked throat. Something hard, hot, and sweaty stopped me cold and a gust of rotten-fish breath rolled over me like a gout of putrid sick.

“I have you, Mzungu. You only thought you could escape me.” The voice and a laugh that sounded like a man strangling another immediately informed me: Spittle-beard, one of the skin-hunters who'd been chasing me; seeking my white flesh. A cold spike of fear shot through my gut. Spittle-beard growled with satisfaction and wrapped a thick tentacle of an arm around my chest, yanking me closer.

One of the dark shadows before me squatted, his eyes white and wide with excitement. They bored into mine with the look of a man enspelled, but his words were for his leader’s ears. “How shall we skin him, Master, from the toes up--or the head down?” A diabolic leer spread across his dirt-brown features.

In an instant, cold sweat sprang up from every pore in my body. A thready scream erupted from my lips, “N-n-n-ooo!”

Rough hands grabbed me, yanking me backwards while pulling my wrists together behind my back. My shoulders and elbows flared in hot agony as i felt them pop out of the sockets from the sheer violence of the movement. The third thug produced a thick coil of heavy, hand-woven hemp and fished for my flailing feet. The men moved with such synchronization, it was hard to tell in the dark where one man’s hands ended and another began.

The shock of the initial affront began to recede and I began to thrash my extremities and scream like a mad-man, careful to keep my head and neck as still as stone. Again came the sharp stab of pain on the right side of my neck, jangling oddly on the edge of my awareness, but there was no time. The silver flash of a knife in the waning moon’s pale light caught my eye as surely as the first rays of dawn.

“Be still fool! Scarred hides are worth far less than pristine!” The second man’s words were full of equal parts mirth and evil intent. The thug’s knife began slicing away my cassock in skilled strokes. My body and mind screamed in fear, knowing that my flesh would be next. My voice had vanished--perhaps in an attempt to save itself. My throat felt raw and bloody.

“Drag him to the edge and bleed him out there. That should calm him down a bit!” The third man, his voice almost indistinguishable from his two companions came from near my feet--both of which were now bound tightly. My robes hung in tatters about me, naked and defenseless the men hauled me like nothing more than a massive day’s catch towards the roof’s edge.

The knife vanished for a moment, followed by a blow of something hard and calloused into my gut. The wind was blasted from me, along with a scream--finally.

“NNNNNOOOO!”

The skin-hunters laughed: a trio of evil, mocking voices and flipped me over. I was nothing to them--little more than a prize to be prepared for slaughter and then for market. A sharp pain in my neck, like a sliver of metal gouged into my flesh and bone. My head hung over the side of the roof, but the street was lost in a haze of fiery tears that I could not blink away.

Again came the scent of fish, left too long in the sun--of bloated bodies and buzzing, hungry flies.

Hungry.

Palms coated with scouring sand snatched my forehead, my eye sockets, my nose and upper lip, yanking my head up and back. My neck cracked with the sound of a snapping branch. I warbled out a small protest.

“please...God...no…”

Again came the raucous laughter. This was nothing more than a game to them. I was nothing more than an object--not a living being. Another deep sharp pain flared in my neck: cold and needy.

Hungry.

The voice of the knife-wielder erupted near my right ear. “His God will not hear him nor help him now, eh, Spittle-beard?”

For a split-second, the world stood perfectly still--poised on the head of a needle, as it were.

‘Spittle-beard?’ Why would he call him that?

Something in the universe snapped back into focus and I looked up from my rice and beans. My neck throbbed and I could feel a small line of hot blood on my neck. Everything on the roof was calm and still, but the celebration still surged in Chake-Chake beneath me. Only moments had passed since my last bite. Spicy rice was still on my tongue.

What had just happened? Had I imagined it? Impossible--my pulse still raced with raw terror and panic.

I touched the right side of my neck--wet with blood, but something else, embedded in my flesh. I plucked it out and brought it before my black-and-silver eyes. A small, razor sharp tooth.

The taste of copper was stuck in the back of my throat.

What was the meaning of this? One thing was clear: there was more at work here than merely some depraved albino hunters. Whatever it was, it was abnormal and intently focused on me…
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3-13-15 Foolish Friday
8:08 AM

3-13-15 Foolish Friday

Friday, March 6, 2015





Three Cool Fools for you to enjoy,
We hope they inspire and bring you joy!
It's Foolish Friday, after all; there are no rules.
Feast your eyes on these strange new fools!

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3-6-15 Foolish Friday
6:04 PM

3-6-15 Foolish Friday

Friday, February 27, 2015

Artwork © Elier, All Rights Reserved - http://snake-n-da-box.deviantart.com/
Story and Characters © Brannon Hall, All Rights Reserved 
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

An excerpt from The Guestbook...

A few minutes went by as Dirk and Harrold discussed the odd picture on the wall. Tom was in a full out argument—it seemed with the boar’s head. Leroy had managed to still not have a fire going though Harrold could have sworn he had seen it flickering a bit earlier. Ron was cooking in his modern day chlorine-ladened cauldron on the back deck and he was guessing Brett was running back to England.  “All right gents”, Harrold said aloud as he quaffed his beer and dropped the empty vessel on the table top. “I’m headed back into Friday to brush my teeth and crash. Some of us drove half the night and are dead tired."

Harrold pressed the last dose of tooth paste out of the travel sized tube on to his tooth brush and started brushing his pearly whites. He grinned at his reflection in the mirror above the sink as he scrubbed the front set and worked his way to the back. He tipped his head towards the sink and spit the frothy waste product of clean teeth into the bowl. As he stood, mouth cleared, he noticed that the reflection in the mirror had continued brushing. It was still foaming at the mouth like a wild dog. Harrold scowled and took a half step back from the still brushing reflection. The image never looked at him. It just kept on brushing with a mad look in its eyes. Harrold felt ice run through his veins.

BLAM BLAM, BLAM BLAM BLAM!! Gun shots from the front room jarred him from his contemplation. He dropped the tooth brush and rushed into the small hallway. The image in the mirror grinned as it watched him leave, froth running down its leering jowls.

The carnage that greeted him in the cabin’s main room rocked him to his heels. It was like time itself had shifted on its end, throwing Harrold into his own personal hell.

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