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Sunday, March 29, 2015


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Tell Us What You Want...
6:35 AM

Tell Us What You Want...

Monday, March 16, 2015



Story © Corey Blankenship, All Rights Reserved
Characters © Jules Verne, All Rights Reserved
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

"The Avenger!" I exclaimed.

"Yes, Sir, the Avenger! A good name!" muttered Captain Nemo, crossing his arms.

The terrible specter that lay broken in the depths disappeared at intervals as we climbed toward the surface. I stared upon the Captain, changed by his mood. Fury shifted his leonine features into a masque of horror: Eyes burned white-hot with the fires of a world-engine; long rows of opalescent fangs stretched forth from a draconian snout; his viperous tail slashed in search of a victim to crush. All about him an atmosphere of brimstone and impending peril kindled. Gone was the thoughtful, lion-esque lord of the Nautilus, transformed into an emissary of a hatred either monstrous or sublime. I trembled at his transfigured presence.

Thunder pealed along the the hull. We had been struck. The Captain did not stir from the vacant portal. I rushed along the central passage; a Turu crewman leaped over me, partially flying from bat-wings or grasping ivory rungs with strong paws. My companions joined me as we entered the jets of air that led to the observation deck. The lieutenant stood at the fore, his scaled hood concealing the lean, striped hyena face. He stared through amber eyes upon the assailing vessel before departing back into the Nautilus.

Flaming tongues seared the night air. A great ship drove at us, plumes of smoke pouring from its top deck flumes. Land, in his zealous reptilian manner, gripped the rail and peered through the failing dusk at the encroaching vessel. His sleek spheres filled with luminous liquid, bioluminescent lamps from which he could peer into the distance and the depths with ease.

"A mech-of-war!" He hissed. "May it reach us; and, if necessary, sink this cursed Nautilus."

"Friend Ned," replied Conseil, "what harm can it do to the Nautilus? Can it attack beneath the waves? Can it cannonade us at the bottom of the sea?"

"Tell me, Ned?" said I, "can you recognise what Designation she belongs to?"

The Auroran's iris thinned as the glow in his ocular lanterns blazed brighter. He fixed these piercing torches upon the vessel.

"No, sir," he replied. "I cannot tell what Designation she belongs to, for she shows no colours. But I can declare she is a mech-of-war, for a long tongue of ghost flame flutters from her main mast. If she nears within a mile, I shall throw myself into the sea, and I should advise you do the same."

I did not reply to the Auroran's suggestion, but continued watching the ship. Whether Gearlocks, Hingemen, or Joules, she would be sure to take us in if we would only reach her. Lightning sparked on the foreign vessel; an azure bolt struck just shy of the Nautilus, sending up a column of steam. Afterward, a bank of scalding saline mist rolled inches from our post.

"What! They are firing at us!" I exclaimed.

"So please you, sir," said Ned, "they have recognized the unicorn, and they are firing at us."

"But," I exclaimed, "surely they can see that there are sentient souls atop the beast?"

"It is perhaps, because of that," replied Ned Land, looking at me.

A whole flood of light burst upon my mind. The races knew the supposed dire narwhal to be an elder spirit apotheosized into a living submarine vessel--more dangerous than a mere supernatural cetacean. Indeed, when we fell from the stricken Geared Emancipator, the ship's seer must have noted the overwhelming aura unique to elder beings. On every sea they were now seeking this mystical engine of destruction. Terrible indeed! If Captain Nemo employed the Nautilus in works of vengeance, as we supposed...then the races had united to hunt not a chimerical creature, but a spirit who had vowed a deadly hatred toward them. We would not be received as refugees, but skewered by merciless foes. Another blast of fatal thunderbolts flew past the waterline. My eyes recorded the sapphire light for several seconds after the volley.

The Auroran said, "Let us signal them. They will then, perhaps, understand that we are honest folks."

Land raised a webbed hand, conjuring a translucent orb of mustard hue; he had scarcely manifested it when an iron tail struck him down. He fell, despite his great strength, upon the deck.

"Fool!" exclaimed the Captain. "Do you wish to be pierced by the spur of the Nautilus before it is hurled at this vessel?"

Captain Nemo harrowed us with his voice. Much more with his presence! All flesh faded from his face, revealing a metallic dragon's skull, eye-sockets blazing with emerald fire. He held the Auroran within the vice of his calcified tail. Raising a bone claw in menace, the Captain turned upon the oncoming behemoth of the frothing mech-of-war. The lumbering amalgamation of gears and plates continued to hurl prismatic lances at the enclosing quarry. The entire Elder Creature flared a ghastly pale glow, an indication of its murderous intent. It knew its master's mood. With luminous barbs raining around him, the Captain roared in a powerful voice,

"Ah, ship of an accursed Designation, you know who I am! I do not want your colours to know you by! Look! and I will show you mine!"

Then his talon tore the air, a deeper darkness flapping in the wind. The Void unfurled, streaming as a banner from a dorsal spar. The heart-engine beneath us raged a sonorous peal that hummed through the entire vessel. An impervious bubble blossomed around us, an unshakable cage experienced before. We became helpless witnesses to the carnage. The starless banner crackled as the prow-spike surged, heedless of the wizard-weapons barraging the turbulent seas around, then above, as we dove. The Nautilus dipped beneath the liquid surface, then plunged through the mech-of-war as a needle through cloth. Cauldrons, cogs, arcs of lightning, and perilous smog swirled around, then behind, us. The mech-of-war sank, and the Captain drew the Nautilus aside the submerging vessel in its marine burial.

Jointed machines scrambled along twisted wires, followed by elves, as they clamoured for salvation. Trapped beneath the ocean, the mighty mech-of-war buckled and erupted, tossing the survivors along a violent wake. Some choked before our eyes, unable to utter a spell of warding in the suffocating waters. Grates sputtered noxious fumes as individual life-engines in mechanical bodies took on water. I began to beg clemency, when Captain Nemo commanded, "I am the law, and I am the judge! I am the oppressed, and there is the oppressor! Through him I have lost all that I loved, cherished, and venerated--kingdom, wife, children, ancestor. I saw all perish! All that I hate is there! Say no more!"
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3-16-15 Monday Mischief
1:56 PM

3-16-15 Monday Mischief

Monday, March 9, 2015



Artwork © Olga Khatkovskaya, All Rights Reserved - http://khatkovskaya.deviantart.com/
Story © Brannon Hollingsworth, All Rights Reserved
Characters
© Mark Twain, All Rights Reserved
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

"TOM!"

No answer.

"TOM!"

No answer.

"What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!"

No answer.

The old lady flicked a button on the side of her M1-Avenger and squinted her eyes to peer through the high-powered scope that snicked securely into place. She looked down and through the once-finely tuned optics as she scanned the perimeter for something that looked like a boy; but was far more. A part of her, deep down, mourned the condition of her weapon. It was the pride of her heart and it had been built for service, not style -- she only wished it was still in its mint condition. But when the world had decided to fall apart, it'd decided to take everything else with it in its rocketing descent into utter entropy.

Her scope had been one of the first things to go. The eyes were always the first thing to go, she guessed.

It didn't help that she had Tom to deal with, on top of all that.

She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the delapitated furniture to hear:

"Well, I lay my eyes on you, I'll -- "

She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and pushing through the nearly decayed camouflaged net that hung over the entrance into her bunker. She thought she'd seen some movement on the top of the outermost wall. It looked like a cat slipping through the concertina wire. Could it have been Tom?

"I never could understand the movements of that boy!"

She stalked out through the black solar screened "fields", really, little more than poor, scraggly patches of tomato and jicama vines that constituted the whole of the complex's garden. One of her old, rheumy eyes was glued to the Avenger's scope and the other was pinched hard against the glare of the broiling sun. She had to be quick, ever since the life-giving orb in the sky had gone crazy and started trying to kill everyone on earth, most folks could not stay long outside.

No one, it seemed, but the things like Tom.

"Y-o-u-u TOM!"

The sound of his voice sent an ice-pick down her neck and injected ice water into her veins. The distinctly human-sounding sound that Tom could make was one of the reasons why she--and the rest of her kind--still thought of them as humans. It was one of the reasons why Tom and his kind had been able to get so close to them in the first place. Now, it just made her want to scream and run back into the relative safety of the bunker.

Not that the bunker would stop Tom. He'd been inside before too.

There was a slight nose behind her and she spun just in time to spy the movement of a small boy-sized something flit from a shadowy pool of darkness beneath a solar screen towards the still open bunker door.

And just like she'd done a thousand thousand times before, Aunt Polly softly squeezed--not pulled, not yanked--the trigger on her Avenger. Before she could blink, she'd sent a burst of three rounds down range. Tom's head exploded into a wet mist of gore and pulp.

The tomatoes had not been so red in years.

Aunt Polly let out the breath that she'd been holding and shuffled over to the boy that she'd once called Tom. He'd been an enemy of the complex for so long: stealing food, supplies, and even from time to time, dragging off members of their small, barely surviving society. No one knew what Tom's kind did with the folks they took. None of them had ever been seen again.

'It didn't much matter now', Aunt Polly thought as she turned Tom over.

Immediately, she knew that something was wrong...horribly wrong. There was not much of Tom's head left, but from what she could see - it wasn't Tom. It was Jim, a small colored boy that Tom had stolen three weeks ago. He looked horribly emaciated with his mouth sewn shut; the most odd thing of all, a strange, metal, spider-looking device had been hammered into the base of his neck.

It was then that all the hairs stood up on the back of Aunt Polly's neck. At first, she thought it was because of the horrific thing that she'd done--killing poor Jim--or the horrific thing that had been done to him and lay before her now. Then, something happened that let her know that she knew that she was wrong. So absolutely, horribly wrong.

"Why I did sew it with white! TOM!" The voice slithered over her shoulder, sliding like a snake over simmering hot rocks. It was Tom's unusual, yet still-somehow-human voice.

Aunt Polly saw that Jim's mouth had been sewn together with white thread. And then her world went white has hard little hands--about the size of a small boy--drug her down into darkness.

***
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3-9-15 Monday Mischief
7:04 PM

3-9-15 Monday Mischief

Monday, March 2, 2015

Artwork © Leo Diamond, All Rights Reserved - http://leodiamond.deviantart.com/
Story © Corey Blankenship, All Rights Reserved
Characters
© L. Frank Baum, All Rights Reserved
Brought to you by Four Fools Press: “Crazy Good Stories”

From the minute I drove up to the scene, I knew the fight was over. You didn’t have to be in the business for years to see an open-and-shut case. I just didn’t want to be a part of the fallout that came with it.

You don’t knock off the Witch of East End and not expect repercussions.

The Little Folk took kindly to the news. All yammerin’ and whisperin’ from their hidin’ holes. They couldn’t believe the roughest, toughest woman of the East had been killed. All by a house, no less. I wouldn’t have believed it myself, except here it was: An out-of-towner house of cards blew in, smackin’ the queen of the midgets flat to the earth. The House always wins.

You could see her mean-eyed corpse turnin’ green beneath the new-flung porch. She’d fallen to her death. A dramatic do in after a cyclone of a turf war.

The porcelain princess in front of me was all pigtails and sweetness. Her velvety ringlets danced in delicate twisters. She had the demeanor of an eye of a hurricane: Peaceful-looking but hinting to a world of devastation. I had cued in on her from the start. She would be a syrupy dollop of trouble, of that I could be certain.

I puffed at my meerschaum cigarette wand and let out, “A regular act of God, dolly.”

The innocent faced girl in the plain dress gave me a tearful look. “Wu-what?”

“An act of God. You saved these little fellahs a hard life. You should be grateful,” I added in my classic deadpan. Some men found my voice enchantin’, sultry, but I didn’t give a care. All part of the life of bein’ a female Emerald City Investigator.

“You should head into town. The Mayor will want to commend you for a job well done. Her sister will want a piece of you for cuttin’ in like you did…” I continued languidly. “You really shouldn’t dawdle. Goldbar Street will lead you to the Mayor’s manor.”

“But I didn’t mean to...it’s all my fault,” curly-locks sobbed. “How can I apologize to the lady’s sister?”

“Apologize?” I laughed. “No apologizin’ necessary. She’ll want your head, but these here girls are all steel and grit. Right wicked. They’d skinned the lot of these munchkins just for a laugh. No, you’ll want to steer clear of the Cackle of Westside.”

A cacklin’ shriek burst about the crime scene like gunfire. Speak of the devil, as they say. There she stood, a long sip of vinegar in her black satin dress. She had killer looks, and looks that could kill. All the poor Joes who called on her became regular flyin’ apes, dancin’ to do her dirty work. She came to crash the parade before it could begin. A regular jinx of a minx.

“WHO KILLED MY SISTER!” She squealed. The fire in her eyes told me it wasn’t much of a mystery. “WHO KILLED HER!” Nails on chalkboard sounded like a lover’s croon compared to her shrill speech.

A skeletal finger thrust like a rapier at the poor pig-tailed heroine. “YOU! You killed her. I’ll get you. I’ll get you good.” Miss Sunset Slayer looked down at the picnic basket in the doll’s hand, where a soft ball of fluff peered out with doleful sparkles. “And your little dog too!”

I knew it was goin’ to get ugly in the City. I better warn the Mayor. He’s a real wizard in these sorts of situations.

I tapped my ivory holder and gave the Mistress of Shills and Shrills a taste of her own poison. “Not here, you won’t. She’s got the Mayor’s kiss of protection. You don’t want to cross him, especially outside your jurisdiction.”

“You’re one to talk!” She scowled. “Ms. Priss of the Northern Wastes--”

“--Ward,” I cut in.

“Hmph,” The dead ermine on her collar slumped its shoulders. She batted her dagger eyes. “Not for long.”

She vanished from the scene like a puff of smoke. Miss dove soul melted into a pretty waterfall. I noticed she stood in drab shoes and all pathetic, lookin’ more in the streets than any of these workin’ class shorties. I collected the platinum pumps off the corpse. Not like she’d be flashin’ down Goldbar anytime soon.

I handed them to the kid and said, “Here, doll. It’ll make the walk into the City bearable. The town crew will clean up your House. Besides, you should find some regular muscle to keep you company. There’s some good Joes along the way.”

I stepped back toward my whitewash coach and tried to give her a cheer-up with one of my golden smiles, “Look for a former liontamer, a steelworker, and a local farm hand. They’re reliable folk as any. Tell ‘em the Good Witch sent ya. See you soon.”

Doll face gave me a sheepish grin, revealin’ a surprisin’ glow. I had a good feelin’ about her. Little did I know she would turn all of Oz upside down.



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The above story is a genre twist based on fans' votes for our Monday Mischief. It is based on L. Frank Baum's beloved, Wizard of Oz! Did you enjoy it? Tune in for more Monday Mischief!


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3-2-15 Monday Mischief
7:08 AM

3-2-15 Monday Mischief

Sunday, November 23, 2014

We love, love, love writing the Writing Warm-up's for you folks, but we have to be honest - the hardest part is not in the writing, but actually, in the selecting of the images. We like to base each of the Warm-up's on a piece of art and as you might imagine, our hard drives quickly become filled with awesome images that are just screaming to have a story written for each of them.

So, we thought, why not ask the Jesters for help? And here we are! So, check out the images below and post which are your top five in the comments below. We'll tally the top pics and use them over the next few weeks!

Think of it like those radio stations where you control what's played...YOU have the power to decide what stories we write next! Enjoy!
Image #1, White Vampire

Image #2, Creepy Bird Girl

Image #3, Redcap Fight

Image #4, Musket Moustash Man

Image #5, Midnight Battle

Image #6, The Moment

Image #7, Babythulu

Image #8, Ruin Wizard

That's not all of the images - not by a long shot - but that's enough for now. Let us know which ones you want to see first. Post in the comments below!
Writing Warm-up's - which ones?
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Writing Warm-up's - which ones?