11-26-14 Writing Warm-up

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers. One brother, named Juggernaut, was far larger, and stronger than the other, and he had a penchant for getting terribly angry. The younger brother, named Batman, was far faster, and smarter than the other, and he had a penchant for getting terribly even.

As it happens, one day these two fellows fell into a dispute about who should clean their cave...er...room. Juggernaut, who was rarely in the cave...er...room, thought that Batman should clean it.

"After all, it's him who's most often in it!" he bellowed. "It's him it's named after!" he cried.

Batman simply stood and scowled, saying nothing. However, Batman felt that it should be Juggernaut that cleaned the cave, as it was Juggernaut that made the most messes. Everyone knew that Juggernaut was slovenly and careless and loved wrecking things. It was simply logical that Juggernaut should clean up his own fowl, accursed mess.

Besides, Batman felt that he had more important things to do--like avenging parents that Juggernaut completely ignored.

So, a fight occurred. It was a titanic struggle, with the stronger and the larger Juggernaut pitting his titanic might against the smaller, the quicker, and the smarter Batman. Titanic though it was, it ended fairly quickly...

...And Juggernaut had to clean the CAVE.

However, Batman took them both to see The Avengers at the Drive-Thru in his new, convertible Batmobile, so in the end, it wound up being about even.

And they both lived happily ever after.

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Well, except for Batman. He wasn't exactly happy...

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